Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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