Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
only you would photoshop your dick
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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