Do you still have your period?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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