hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There's even glitter on my cock...
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