So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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