It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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