A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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