he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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