on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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