can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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Don't tell me you're on acid again
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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