the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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