theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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