I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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