yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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