"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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