I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
