did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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