honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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