I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
My penis needs a shock collar
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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