the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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