Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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