i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
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