Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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