Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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