Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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