these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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