Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wish my penis had a tongue
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Still dying that you shit outside
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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