That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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