you have to choose: penises or morals?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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