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so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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