we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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