I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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