How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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