I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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