thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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