Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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