He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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