Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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