I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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