Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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