well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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