I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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