I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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