distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
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Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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