Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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