I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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