I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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