school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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