Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
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Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
this is an emotional support booty call
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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