Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It's never too late to be topless.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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