i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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