I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
