I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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