At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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