Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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